Well aware i’m 3 days late…

Dear House,

I know we’ve been together for over 20 years now, but i’m turning 25 this year! I need my space and to see the world. I’m also beginning to get that awful clucky feeling, so it’s now or never.

Honestly, i never liked you anyway. Your rooms are too small. You’re positioned too close to one side of the block which happens to be the side my little ‘box’ is on, therefore i can hear EVERYTHING that happens next door. Your bathroom is pokey and drab. When it rains it’s so loud i can’t think.The walls are made of something thin and echo-ey so when i’m trying to be quiet and i accidentally hit a wall with my hand my rings make a huge ‘bang’ noise.Your polished wood floors, although are very pretty, make being quiet and ninja-esk very difficult also.

I know you had no choice in the matter, but lets face it, it’s just easier to blame you.

love love