1. You cannot ever begin to understand how much i miss you in this present state of time… you don’t crowd me or take my shit when i’m moody.

2. I’ve always been the youngest in my family and never knew what it was like to be the encouraging older sibling, but now i kind of get it. When we finally met and since then i refer to you as like my little sister and know that i am always here for you.

3. We fight, A LOT, but now that i’ve moved out and started a life 3000km away from you… i’ve realized just how much i love and miss you. You’ve done so much for me and i could never repay you enough for it all.

4. I’m constantly jealous of the over abundance of confidence that just seems to ooz out of your entire being, and i think that’s what makes me love you even more. You make me laugh and do some of the most INSANE things known to man, and seriously never change.

5. Words were always spoken, but time was never on our side… after 6 years of biannual catch-ups it’s been decided enough is enough. I like you, or liked you… our time is over.

6. Sorry for the late notice and just arriving on your doorstep then living on your couch for just over 6 weeks. One of you means a lot to me the other a lot to my brother, all in all you didn’t have to take me in, but you did and i thank you from the bottom of my heart.

7. Ours is a new friendship, but lately i’m feeling more like your mother than housemate/friend. The weekend just gone was super hectic, yet you thought it would be a great idea to get so totally drunk Friday night therefore rendering you absolutely useless all of Saturday, which by the end of we closed late. Due to your constant stupidity you couldn’t count up the cash correctly even after being in there 30 minutes and there was almost nothing to count, i then had to count the cash and drop it, make sure the paperwork was all correct and that the night balanced, i had to journal the takings, i ask you to settle the eftpos machines and even that was all but too fucking hard… you then bug the bageesus out of me until i finally said ‘fine, go’ that the banking wasn’t closed off for the night. All the fun continued Sunday when i only realised that we’d forgotten something by 12pm and were basically screwed. Oh, and then when i was trying to balance at the end of the night i found that we couldn’t balance. It took ME, because you were no help whatsoever, so it took ME nearly 2 hours to figure out the mistake you made, just so i could add it to all the other stupid mistakes you made all weekend, and fix it before counting the cash myself, again, writing and dropping the cash in the safe, balancing the eftpos machines, journaling the cash, putting keys away, closing the banking for the entire weekend (the banking was so fucked up) and then close down the computers for the night… you frustrate the complete shit out of me, but i can’t say anything to you because we live in the same house. Oh and you’re loud, obnoxious voice keeps me up late because you rudely talk for hours on skype and leave every fucking light on.

8. Sorry to everyone for number 7…

9. There is a group of amazing ladies that i am forever greatfull to have met these past couple of years. You guys are a constant reminder that i’m not alone in this crazy world and i love you.

10. Who will be last..? So i understand that you love her and all that jazz, but i think she’s a money leaching bitch. We’re blood, she can go to hell.